Thursday, September 27, 2007

Seagull Humor...

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.
The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn’t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull’s shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen , Scotland , and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he’s become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.

Customers have begun paying or the seagull’s stolen bags of chips because they think it’s so funny.

Source: http://www.libnot.com/2007/09/22/humor-so-this-bird-walks-into-a-store/

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Mourinho sacked by Chelsea!


"Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one" - Mourinho introduces himself to the English press after arriving from Porto in summer 2004.


"I don't regret it. The only thing I have to understand is I'm in England, so maybe even when I think I am not wrong, I have to adapt to your country and I have to respect that. I have a lot of respect for Liverpool fans and what I did, the sign of silence - 'shut your mouth' - was not for them, it was for the English press" - Mourinho defends putting a finger to his lips during the 2005 Carling Cup final against Liverpool, an action which resulted in him being sent to the stands.


"It is not a red card, of course not, and for the second time we have to play 55, 60 minutes without a man and the game is completely different. I shouldn't speak about the game, because the game is not a game" - Mourinho blames a first-leg defeat to Barcelona in the Champions League last 16 in February 2006 on the sending-off of Asier del Horno.


"The goalkeeper has the ball in his hands, slides and the number 10 cannot get the ball. He goes with the knee into his face" - Mourinho accuses Reading midfielder Stephen Hunt of deliberately injuring Petr Cech after the pair collide in the first minute of last October's match at the Madejski Stadium.


"It is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem" - Shorn of the likes of injury victims Frank Lampard, Michael Ballack, Ricardo Carvalho and Didier Drogba, Mourinho cooked up a surreal analogy ahead of Tuesday's fateful draw with Rosenborg.

Keane!








Tuesday, September 18, 2007

:-) 几岁了?

二十五年前, 卡内基梅隆大学E. Fahlman 教授说, 他是第一位使用三个击键- 冒号被连字号和括号跟随- 作为第一张"兴高采烈的面孔" :-) 。

原来:-)己経二十五岁了!

Friday, September 14, 2007

唐詩

119 王維 酬張少府

晚年惟好靜,
萬事不關心。
自顧無長策,
空知返舊林。
松風吹解帶,
山月照彈琴。
君問窮通理,
漁歌入浦深。

唐詩三百首

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Content Aware Image Resizing



Cool stuff that should be made available in the next PhotoShop release! The guy who invented this, Shai Avidan, was hired by Adobe.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

笑话

有一个寡妇守寡已久,难耐寂寞,因此她决定结婚,于是她提出结婚条件:

1.不可以打她
2.不可以离开她
3.要很会干那档事

隔日有个没手没脚的男人来找她,寡妇问他符合什么条件? 他说:“你看,我没手不能打你;我没脚不能离开你;至于那档事吗……你想想我刚刚是用什么敲门的?”

iPhone without the phone!

Today, Apple introduced the iPod Touch. It’s essentially an iPhone without the phone part, and without the speakers and built-in microphone. $299 buys you an 8GB sytem, complete with all the iPhone-like touchy goodness you’ve come to know and want. $399 buys you a 16 GB model with the same embarrassing name.

The iTouch includes built-in WiFi so you can use Safari and YouTube on-the-go as well as make purchases from the iTunes Store. (the iPhone will offer the same ability later this month). Its main button bar offers direct access to Music (great icon), Videos (ugly icon) and Photos (same old icon), as well as the new iTunes WiFi store.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

只画不写

最近很少写, 只是画. 只画不写.

画, 好似比較好玩!

生命之歌

最近健康不是很好.

年紀大了, 感觉很累. 有些人, 五六十, 爬山还很棒, 我想我一定爬不上了.

我的願望, 五十岁前, 好好活命, 没有憂愁, 就好. 可以吧?

從前没想的事, 現在开始想想; 也许这些, 就是人生所要經历的.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007